The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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