i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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