no. you can't hotbox the world.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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