She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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