i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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