thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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