Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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