Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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