ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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