what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you