I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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