Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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