physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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