i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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