I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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