you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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