I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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