Have you finally orgasmed yet?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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