Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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