She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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