i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
God I need to hump something, right now.
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