glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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