why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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