have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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