Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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