i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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