Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?