The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Randomize
