Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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