never play flip cup with pint glasses
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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