Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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