Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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