Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Bang-toberfest begins!!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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