im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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I have already put on my inside pants.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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