It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i am craving dick and cupcakes
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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