For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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