just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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