You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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