Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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