He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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