And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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