We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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