He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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