guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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