i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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