The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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