We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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