I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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