the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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