Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.