i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.